Award-Winning Services

Unlock creative solutions with our 1-Hour Coaching Call. Discuss purpose, publicity stunts, and marketing hacks with me, and receive big ideas usually reserved for Super Bowl ads. 

Because sometimes, a big idea is all you need to compete more competitively in the e-commerce jungle.

• Introducing a mind-bending, one-hour call with Sophie, dedicated to crafting creative solutions to any business ‘problem’ – PR, social media, email marketing, branding, strategy, purpose, niche, or any other creative challenge that has been keeping you up at night.
• Think BIG ideas outside your industry status quo, engineered to put algorithms, PR, and UGC to work for you.
• For a taste of what we can concoct, take a peek at our GoPro-wearing sea lions – just a hint of the audacious brilliance we’re capable of.

For those who like the back story:

We launched the Bat Sh1t Crazy Ideas Hotline during the pandemic to help SMBs go fully digital. We’re continuing the legacy by giving SMBs access to award-winning marketing ideas. Everything epic starts with an idea, but few brands have million-dollar advertising budgets. 

Need faster service delivery? You can purchase it online to bypass the waiting list here.

The ideas crazy enough to think they can change the world, do.

How? See this case study strategy featuring a herd of GoPro-wearing sea lions actively helping reduce the number of accidental drowning deaths of children under five in Florida. 

What’s Included in the Product Launch Package:

• Buzz-Generating Campaigns: We craft and execute viral marketing campaigns that create excitement and anticipation, ensuring your product makes some noise.
• Strategic Pre-Launch Activities: Our team develops a comprehensive plan that includes teaser content, targeted ads, and influencer collaboration. We pique interest and build a robust following before your product hits the market.
• Optimized Pre-Sales Tactics: Leverage our expertise in creating irresistible pre-sale offers, early bird specials, and exclusive sneak peeks to convert interest into early sales, fueling momentum and establishing a solid market presence.
• Customized Strategy Development: Our strategies are tailored specifically to your product and market. They are designed to align with your business goals and customer interests, ensuring maximum impact and effectiveness.
• Complete Support and Guidance: From planning to execution, our dedicated team is with you every step, providing expert advice and support to make your product launch a resounding success.
• Ideal for e-commerce businesses looking to launch new products with a bang, this package offers the tools and expertise necessary to generate buzz, engage potential customers, and drive sales from day one. Make your next launch the success it deserves to be with our Product Launch Package.
• Ideal for any launch, including DTC, B2B, Amazon, Walmart, Target, or wherever you plan to launch your product. See our case studies for the significant online buzz we achieve with our campaigns.
• Need faster service delivery? You can purchase it online to bypass the waiting list here.

• One-hour consulting calls with Sophie, dedicated to crafting creative solutions to any business ‘problem’ – PR, social media, email marketing, branding, strategy, purpose, niche, or any other creative challenge that has been keeping you up at night.
• Think BIG ideas outside your industry status quo, engineered to put algorithms, PR, and UGC to work for you.
• For a taste of what we can concoct, take a peek at our GoPro-wearing sea lions – just a hint of the audacious brilliance we’re capable of.Here’s what partnering with us brings to your table:
  • Personalized Brand Therapy: Dive deep into your brand’s psyche with bespoke consultations that address your unique challenges and aspirations.
  • Award-Winning Expertise: Leverage insights and strategies from a recognized industry leader to guide your brand toward unparalleled success.
  • Tailored Growth Solutions: Receive custom-crafted solutions that not only meet but exceed your wildest growth expectations.
  • Dedicated Partnership: Benefit from a committed ally in your business journey, ensuring you have the support needed to realize your vision.

  Choose to work with a consultant who brings proven success and a personalized approach to your brand’s growth. Don’t settle for generic advice; get tailored, expert guidance that speaks directly to your brand’s needs. Let’s embark on this growth journey together and transform your business aspirations into reality.

  Everything epic starts with an idea. Then it’s mostly about who you know.

  My consulting clients have complimentary access to my network of thousands of advertising agency creatives at my fingertips who work on Super Bowl ads – if there’s something I can’t do, my network can probably do anything.

For those who like the back story:

We launched the Bat Sh1t Crazy Ideas Hotline (marketing consulting) during the pandemic to help SMBs go fully digital.

 Benefits of our Ghost Marketing service include:

• Stealth Support: We work discreetly, ensuring our involvement remains confidential, allowing you and your team to take center stage and receive full credit for the outstanding results.
• Expertise on Demand: Gain access to top-tier marketing and sales intelligence, leveraging our deep industry knowledge to craft strategies that win.
• Customized Strategies: Tailored solutions that align with your specific goals and challenges, enhancing your brand’s performance and market impact.
• Competitive Edge: Stay ahead in the market with innovative approaches and cutting-edge tactics that drive significant results.

Our service is the perfect partner for those who are determined to impress clients or employers and lead their teams to triumph. Enhance your professional journey with our Ghost Marketing service and experience the power of having an expert ally in your corner, invisibly steering you towards success.

What you get with our Personal Branding Service:

• Expert Coaching: Receive personalized guidance from experts who understand the nuances of building a powerful personal brand in today’s competitive landscape.
• Strategic Brand Development: Craft a brand that resonates with your core values and appeals to your target audience, enhancing your credibility and authority in your industry.
• Visibility and Influence: Increase your visibility and establish yourself as a thought leader, leveraging our proven strategies to amplify your voice and impact.
• Networking and Opportunities: Unlock new opportunities for growth and collaboration through our extensive network, connecting you with like-minded professionals and potential partners.

Designed for the ambitious and the visionary, our service is your pathway to not just participating in the industry but dominating it. Transform your personal brand into a dynamic asset that propels you towards greater success and recognition. Let’s work together to craft a personal brand that reflects your expertise, passion, and unique vision.

Need faster service delivery? You can purchase it online to bypass the waiting list here.